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:iconthanatus-kun:
Search your feelings you know it to be true. OrdoThanatus is not responsible for your sick perverted sexual lusts. Imagining yourself with this Astartes is punishable by death by your local commissar. Have a nice day.
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:iconlordsia:
Hypothetically speaking, the Primarchs were made by taking the Essence of Manly from the Emperor Himself and then distilling it, producing Concentrated Essence of Manly in (roughly) Human Form.
Short of invoking the Holy Trinity (Kamina, Simon and the Holy Buta), they are about as manly as one can possibly be... God-Emperor damn it, even Fulgrim is so Manly that Chuck Norris feels like a six-year-old girl (complete with pink princess costume and toy unicorn) in comparison.
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~Thanatus-kun Apr 24, 2012  Student General Artist
Well, Bjorn wasn't a Primarch, but his manliness does come pretty close...
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:iconprvttucker4456:
I suppose this is a bad time to say I play ultramarines....

(did so before Matt Ward came around)
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~Thanatus-kun Feb 26, 2012  Student General Artist
That's ok then, since most of the rage towards the Ultramarines stems from Matt Ward's fanboyism.
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:iconninthnow:
I dunno. Canis Wolfborn is way up there too... but I think Leman Russ wins hands down. Unless primarchs don't count. (Dear local commissar, Do primarchs count? Sincerely, Asking about a purely theoretical scenario.)
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:iconstormwolf92:
a little known fact about Bjorn is that his title 'Fell-Handed' was not earned on the battlefield, but in the bedroom. No one can compare with him when it comes to powerfisting.
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~Thanatus-kun Nov 30, 2011  Student General Artist
Seconded.
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:iconvokuts:
Feh, Guardsmen are manlier than Astartes any day. The go to battle with nothing but a tshirt and a flashlight, plus a wheelbarrow to carry their massive balls in.
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~Thanatus-kun Oct 12, 2011  Student General Artist
AGREED! I'm an IG fan too, it's just this guy (and his chapter in general) who I respect for his balls-out manliness.
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:iconvokuts:
I think the Black Templars are even more metal. They chain their weapons to their wrists and go on an endless crusade.
Also they don't give a flying fuck about Rowboat Girlyman's Codex Astartes, and their chapter have way more members than they're supposed to.
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