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Bjorn is manly by Thanatus-kun Bjorn is manly by Thanatus-kun
Search your feelings you know it to be true. OrdoThanatus is not responsible for your sick perverted sexual lusts. Imagining yourself with this Astartes is punishable by death by your local commissar. Have a nice day.
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LordSia Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012
Hypothetically speaking, the Primarchs were made by taking the Essence of Manly from the Emperor Himself and then distilling it, producing Concentrated Essence of Manly in (roughly) Human Form.
Short of invoking the Holy Trinity (Kamina, Simon and the Holy Buta), they are about as manly as one can possibly be... God-Emperor damn it, even Fulgrim is so Manly that Chuck Norris feels like a six-year-old girl (complete with pink princess costume and toy unicorn) in comparison.
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Student General Artist
Well, Bjorn wasn't a Primarch, but his manliness does come pretty close...
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PrvtTucker4456 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012
I suppose this is a bad time to say I play ultramarines....

(did so before Matt Ward came around)
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012  Student General Artist
That's ok then, since most of the rage towards the Ultramarines stems from Matt Ward's fanboyism.
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Ninthnow Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2012
I dunno. Canis Wolfborn is way up there too... but I think Leman Russ wins hands down. Unless primarchs don't count. (Dear local commissar, Do primarchs count? Sincerely, Asking about a purely theoretical scenario.)
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StormWolf92 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2011
a little known fact about Bjorn is that his title 'Fell-Handed' was not earned on the battlefield, but in the bedroom. No one can compare with him when it comes to powerfisting.
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011  Student General Artist
Seconded.
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vokuts Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011
Feh, Guardsmen are manlier than Astartes any day. The go to battle with nothing but a tshirt and a flashlight, plus a wheelbarrow to carry their massive balls in.
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011  Student General Artist
AGREED! I'm an IG fan too, it's just this guy (and his chapter in general) who I respect for his balls-out manliness.
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vokuts Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011
I think the Black Templars are even more metal. They chain their weapons to their wrists and go on an endless crusade.
Also they don't give a flying fuck about Rowboat Girlyman's Codex Astartes, and their chapter have way more members than they're supposed to.
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2011  Student General Artist
Totally agree, my only complaint with their chapter is that they don't have psykers. Other than that they're fuckawsome Teutonic knights IN SPACE!!1!!11ONEONEONEONE
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Planken Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Psykers is for the weak. REAL MEN USE LASGUNS'N!
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Student General Artist
You should play Dark Heresy. You can be a psyker AND wield a lasgun there.
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Planken Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Psykers are still weak.XD
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Student General Artist
No u.
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vokuts Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2011
And they agree with Khorne in the only thing Khorne is right about; magic is for ponces.
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2011  Student General Artist
How do you explain this then [link]
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vokuts Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2011
Relic don't know the lore properly.
Bam! Explained.
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shehrozeameen Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I will.

Hey Bjorn, chop their heads off. :D
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Zeredek Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011
no
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011  Student General Artist
Yes.
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Zeredek Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011
No.
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011  Student General Artist
Yes, yes.
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Zeredek Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011
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Hadowsay Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
o.o...i killed the manliest motherfucker ever with a meltagun.....
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011  Student General Artist
The Spess Wolves are not pleased.
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Hadowsay Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
also once with a lascannon and a powerfist by the only Mexican Jew in 40k (and in the real world) Pedro Kantor >8D

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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011  Student General Artist
Mexican Jews? Clearly a Chaos plot.(jk)
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Hadowsay Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
psh you would say that chaplain icon man >:D
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2011  Student General Artist
I don't get what you're saying :\
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Hadowsay Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
o.o isnt your icon for your profile a chaplain?
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2011  Student General Artist
Yup
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Seimei-roo Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011   Digital Artist
*takes a number*
Please be number one, please be number one....
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011  Student General Artist
Please try not to salivate all over the comment section, I swiped just this morning.
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Seimei-roo Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011   Digital Artist
:Q_____
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011  Student General Artist
I knew you'd like this. Space Wolves must be your favorite Chapter, full of hairy viking werewolves that spend most of their time nekkid in da cold.
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Seimei-roo Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011   Digital Artist
I adore Space Wolves. They are /one/ of my favorite Chapters. ;3
And believe it or not, I like them for reasons other than the fact that they spend most of their time nekkid in da cold, but it's definately a factor.
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011  Student General Artist
I know, I was joking about spending time nekkid in da cold, Space Wolves probably have some of the most awsome fluff amongst the founding Legions. They are my 2nd favorite after Blood Angels.
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Seimei-roo Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011   Digital Artist
I enjoy the Blood Angels as well. I like Dark Angels and Ultramarines, too. And White Scars are pretty cool. Oh, and can't forget Salamanders, Flesh Tearers, Imperial Fists, Iron Hands.... Oh, hell. I just love Space Marines, Spess Mareens! They are so awesome. *dreamy sigh*
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011  Student General Artist
That's great but you just might want to stop liking the Ultramarines. They are sort of taboo in the warhammer40k community. For reasons I can explain if you want to.
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Olivier2302 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
youre enjoying that^^
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011  Student General Artist
I just might be. Your suffering feeds me.
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Olivier2302 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
oooh i dont suffer :p
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011  Student General Artist
Yes, you.
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Olivier2302 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
do*?
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