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Bjorn is manly by Thanatus-kun Bjorn is manly by Thanatus-kun
Search your feelings you know it to be true. OrdoThanatus is not responsible for your sick perverted sexual lusts. Imagining yourself with this Astartes is punishable by death by your local commissar. Have a nice day.
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LordSia Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012
Hypothetically speaking, the Primarchs were made by taking the Essence of Manly from the Emperor Himself and then distilling it, producing Concentrated Essence of Manly in (roughly) Human Form.
Short of invoking the Holy Trinity (Kamina, Simon and the Holy Buta), they are about as manly as one can possibly be... God-Emperor damn it, even Fulgrim is so Manly that Chuck Norris feels like a six-year-old girl (complete with pink princess costume and toy unicorn) in comparison.
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Student General Artist
Well, Bjorn wasn't a Primarch, but his manliness does come pretty close...
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PrvtTucker4456 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012
I suppose this is a bad time to say I play ultramarines....

(did so before Matt Ward came around)
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012  Student General Artist
That's ok then, since most of the rage towards the Ultramarines stems from Matt Ward's fanboyism.
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Ninthnow Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2012
I dunno. Canis Wolfborn is way up there too... but I think Leman Russ wins hands down. Unless primarchs don't count. (Dear local commissar, Do primarchs count? Sincerely, Asking about a purely theoretical scenario.)
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StormWolf92 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2011
a little known fact about Bjorn is that his title 'Fell-Handed' was not earned on the battlefield, but in the bedroom. No one can compare with him when it comes to powerfisting.
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011  Student General Artist
Seconded.
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vokuts Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011
Feh, Guardsmen are manlier than Astartes any day. The go to battle with nothing but a tshirt and a flashlight, plus a wheelbarrow to carry their massive balls in.
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011  Student General Artist
AGREED! I'm an IG fan too, it's just this guy (and his chapter in general) who I respect for his balls-out manliness.
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vokuts Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011
I think the Black Templars are even more metal. They chain their weapons to their wrists and go on an endless crusade.
Also they don't give a flying fuck about Rowboat Girlyman's Codex Astartes, and their chapter have way more members than they're supposed to.
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