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Only Way Out by Thanatus-kun Only Way Out by Thanatus-kun
The Primer cannot save you. The Commissar has commited suicide. The Emperor sits frozen upon his Corpse Throne.

There is no hope. Now, or ever.
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:iconthepoweroflogic:
thepoweroflogic Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I laughed at this much harder than I should have... Lol just so awesome 
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Commisar-spiider12 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014
So true, I was so Close top shoot my self when I saw this
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:iconthenightbringer343:
TheNightbringer343 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014
This is supposed to be a time for laughing, not self-reflection and evaluation of your status as a wargamer in society. Pathetic Loyalist scum.
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:iconcheeselover555:
cheeselover555 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014
I LOVE how seriously every comment is. Really wrecked my evening. >:(
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:iconcheeselover555:
cheeselover555 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014
These 3 comments pages... The English is weak with this one...
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:iconawsassin:
Awsassin Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014
Squad:* freaks out*
Me: You know guys, there is a way to avoid girls. It's called "ignoring them."
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:icondeanthefoul:
DeantheFoul Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I've seen soany girls in my nearby gamestore.
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:icongazzz477:
gazzz477 Featured By Owner May 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
SQUAD BROKEN!
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:iconleadsteel124:
LeadSteel124 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
I don't know weather to laugh or cry at how true this is
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:iconoberstjurten:
OberstJurten Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol!!!
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:iconsolav:
Solav Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Bwahahahaaaa!!!!
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:iconussr1:
USSR1 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
I met my GF in a GW store.

but funny nonetheless.
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:iconjeffburjr:
Jeffburjr Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
LA Battle Bunker has 2 female employees, one of them is even the manager. Best part is she approves my Vendettas to have pin up girls on the noses.
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:iconkielrae:
Kielrae Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i clicked on this because it was warhammer but i'm disappointed people still have this attitude. :C

i've already got mainstream society telling me i'm a freak for liking dice and miniatures, so it kind of sucks when other people in the fandom do it.
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:iconcheeselover555:
cheeselover555 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014
The only thing that makes me sad is people still take the fact that we point out something 100% true, and pull up some crap about sexism. Really.
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:iconcheeselover555:
cheeselover555 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014
Its just some kidding.
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:iconseimei-roo:
Seimei-roo Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012   Digital Artist
:facepalm:
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:iconsev808:
Sev808 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Lol.
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:iconbrett-neufeld:
Brett-Neufeld Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student Digital Artist
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:iconthanatus-kun:
Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student General Artist
Oh, yes.
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:iconbarcod:
barcod Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
maybe-maybe we can use the Primer to smash her head in? :(
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:iconthanatus-kun:
Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student General Artist
Silly guardsman; everyone knows that girls have craniums made of adamantium alloys.
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:iconbarcod:
barcod Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
smack her in the tits with it Yo! :T
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:iconthanatus-kun:
Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student General Artist
Same as the craniums.
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:iconbarcod:
barcod Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
well...how about we just open "clothes shops having a sale" and it actually drops them into a very very deep pit :P
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:iconkielrae:
Kielrae Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i take it you don't come from a mixed-gender regiment.
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:iconbarcod:
barcod Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
Well I do, we just don't see em very often cause ya know, gas masks and besides our women are pretty grim
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:iconkielrae:
Kielrae Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
krieg, right?

well my advice to you is to treat a girl in a game store just like you'd treat a guy in a game store. (and if that involves smacking people with the codex then so be it :D)
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Raven913 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Perhaps I should start wearing baggy coats to game stores in order to pull gender-bender on people like this...
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:iconthanatus-kun:
Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student General Artist
That would be rather amusing.
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:iconomega3456:
omega3456 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
ha h ha ha fantastisk! Genialt! :D. That was norwegian... it it a bit difficult to translate this so that it sounds good :meow:
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:iconthanatus-kun:
Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student General Artist
Norwegian is cool, I've been to Norway. Nice place.
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:iconomega3456:
omega3456 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
especially in the region called "Sogn og Fjordane. The Fjords are as deep as the mountains pluss when it is snowing the valleys are covered in snow and everything is so... quiet :meow:. And I love the fact that we have four seasons :D. I am currently in Telemark and... well, it is cold. Minus 40 degrees -_-'...
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Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Student General Artist
I've been in two places, Halden and Oslo. I liked both. Lots of pastures and woods.
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:iconomega3456:
omega3456 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
indeed :meow:. I can recommend Trondheim. Perfect during summer and the winter. Plus a lot of students... and if I am correct... ca. 60-70% of that number are females :dummy:. A pretty sight :dummy:. Oh man :D. Anyhow, other than that, I higly recommend Sogn Og Fjordane :). Fantastic place :meow:
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:icontensiu:
Tensiu Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
I play Chaos. Why can't I find any heretichicks?
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:iconthrownik:
Thrownik Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
Becouse all girls know that, chaos sucks XD

Glory, to the Emperor!
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:icontensiu:
Tensiu Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
They are either like Adepta Sororitas or Slaaneshi followers. Which one is worse, eh?
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:iconthrownik:
Thrownik Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
I'd rather be killed by Adeptae Sororitates than fall to false gods of Chaos!
Imperium and Emperor for ever!
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diego2528 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
or be and adepta sororitas and THEM fall to chaos!
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:iconthrownik:
Thrownik Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
Adeptae Sororitates should be female version of Adepti Astarti. Not pets of Ecclesiarchy. Where Marine is sword of Emperor, Sisters should be His shield for Mandkind.




And forgive me High Gothic words ends. They are altered in Latin.
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diego2528 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
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sorry but she made have a few world about being the emperor shield.

chaos is the only true answer
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:iconthrownik:
Thrownik Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
Chaos is corruption. Chaos has no honor. Chaos have to be purged.
But yes, temptations of Chaos gods are strong. But only weak fall to them, humans who are not true severants of Mankind and Emperor.
So cultist are only scum and garbages from Imperium :D
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:iconthanatus-kun:
Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student General Artist
You're not trying hard enough.
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:icontensiu:
Tensiu Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
Well, I knew one, but she turned out to be a daemonette. I'm not that deep into chaos, you know, just Alpa Legion, not Emepror's Children.
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:iconthanatus-kun:
Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student General Artist
As I always say: beggars can't be choosers.
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:iconthrownik:
Thrownik Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
LOL
but i have in my class girl who plays. Not bad looking and not fat


But she have boyfriend ....... :iconforeveraloneplz:
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:iconthanatus-kun:
Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student General Artist
Girls who play 40k actually aren't that rare. You can find a few here on dA, and there's a fair chance that if you find one that likes video games, she'll also like 40k. I told my gf about it and she likes it, though the models are too pricey for both of us. XD
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Thrownik Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
recently dawned on me why I have not found a gf.

simply, she's sits before computer like me XD
proof?
on forum of my WoW server is topic: "show yourself" and there I don't found any ugly girl!
but... (always is some 'but') most of them is old (25 and more! terrible) or in opposite site of Poland (my city is on south)

but hope die last as many says :D
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:iconthanatus-kun:
Thanatus-kun Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student General Artist
Hey, I found my gf in Rhodes, Greece (it's about as unlikely as it gets to find a female interested in games/manga etc. here). I would just advise you to be more social I guess, it's not really nuclear science.
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